les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
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Same as before
The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront
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arsene york-hunt
2:50 Mon May 27
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My wife really dislikes my porn But I say that it gives me the horn. The more that I see, She just looks at me, With an air of disgust and scorn.
My local bank cashier called Herman, Beneath the counter had a Sherman
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Mike Oxsaw
8:36 Sun May 26
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A young girl from Dusseldorf Decided that she'd shag a dwarf Little and often Should not be forgotten When Percy goes out and sets forth.
My wife really dislikes my porn But I say that it gives me the horn.
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Helmut Shown
6:24 Sun May 26
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** that
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Helmut Shown
6:23 Sun May 26
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A young man that I know called Martin, Had problems controlling his farting When in a crowd His voice would grow loud When he felt his anal cheeks parting
A young girl from Dusseldorf Decided tgat she'd shag a dwarf
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arsene york-hunt
1:58 Sun May 26
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A young wife from the county of Kent Who suspected her husband was bent, He couldn't sit down On inspection she found That his rectal sphincter was rent.
A young man that I know called Martin, Had problems controlling his farting
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Helmut Shown
10:31 Sat May 25
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Oops, thats what happens when you eat your dinner mid Limerick
I like a mixture of tipples. I also like sucking birds' nipples But its much more fun When away they can't run Especially when screwing cripples
A young wife from the county of Kent Who suspected her husband was bent
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Helmut Shown
10:21 Sat May 25
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So ManU have won it once more Those cunts I truly abhor On so many fronts They're entitled cunts Their sportsmanship ridiculously poor
A young wife from the county of Kent Who suspected her husband was bent
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Mike Oxsaw
9:15 Sat May 25
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In his cell he tried hard resisting, But his cell mate gave him a fisting. At first he was keen, But with no Vaseline, His mate rammed his hand and his wrist in.
I like a mixture of tipples. I also like sucking birds' nipples
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arsene york-hunt
8:56 Sat May 25
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So ManU have won it once more Those cunts I truly abhor, Manure fans, all shits, They're entitled gits, Especially those from Bangor.
In his cell he tried hard resisting, But his cell mate gave him a fisting
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Hello Mrs. Jones
8:34 Sat May 25
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While eating some pie and mash and liquor, I felt a pain in my old ticker But if I'd had an eel As part of the meal I definitely be so much sicker
So ManU have won it once more Those cunts I truly abhor
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arsene york-hunt
8:17 Sat May 25
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Should we call him Loppy or J-Lo Does Anyone here really know, But let's be blunt, Most will call him a cunt If sliding down the table we go.
While eating some pie and mash and liquor, I felt a pain in my old ticker
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Hello Mrs. Jones
5:36 Sat May 25
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A Moroccan waitress picks up tips Only using her labial lips The clear smell of clam On the sticky dirham And a slight whiff of fish and chips
Should we call him Loppy or J-Lo Does Anyone here really know
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arsene york-hunt
5:26 Sat May 25
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On talksport that Martin Keown Is the ugliest man I have known, Also Haaland (Erlin'). Is as ugly as sin He looks just like a dolphin clone.
A Moroccan waitress picks up tips Only using her labial lips
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Hello Mrs. Jones
11:53 Fri May 24
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Shoplifting a citywide trait If in Liverpool you collocate The thieving Souse chaps Will nick your hubcaps And likely your new licence plate
On talkssport that Martin Keown Is the ugliest man I have known
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Helmut Shown
10:56 Fri May 24
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A girl with a very pert arse, Sat next to me on the grass As she raised up her hips I saw pussy lips I think she's a bit of a brass
Shoplifting a citywide trait If in Liverpool you colocate
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Mike Oxsaw
10:11 Fri May 24
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Stories of Jesus on the cross, Considered these days to be dross, But the ones not to miss Are of him on the piss If you do, afraid it's your loss.
A girl with a very pert arse, Sat next to me on the grass
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arsene york-hunt
9:37 Fri May 24
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One night he awoke with a start He'd just dropped a very loud fart The consequence dire, Caused his wife to expire As she had a very weak heart.
Stories of Jesus on the cross, Considered these days to be dross,
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arsene york-hunt
9:37 Fri May 24
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One night he awoke with a start He'd just dropped a very loud fart The consequence dire, Caused his wife to expire As she had a very weak heart.
Stories of Jesus on the cross, Considered these days to be dross,
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Helmut Shown
8:15 Fri May 24
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Its clear Paqueta will be barred All for a phony yellow card But if you're one of the six And their FFP tricks You have a free pass safeguard
One night he awoke with a start He'd just dropped a very loud fart
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Hello Mrs. Jones
4:02 Fri May 24
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Political donors are in the fast lane treasury coffers they're allowed to drain For all of my life Corruption’s been rife I think I’ll just fuck off to Spain
Its clear Paqueta will be barred All for a phony yellow card
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Helmut Shown
11:38 Thu May 23
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The Chinese are very democratic The have election each day, automatic. Russians vote with their feet They fall to the street Being pushed from a hotel attic
Political donors are in the fast lane treasury coffers they're allowed to drain
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